Tuesday, March 4, 2014

How to Make Snow


1. Look into a mirror and say, “Who do I think I am? God?”

2. Get a plastic water bottle. Realize this isn’t going to turn out the way you want. You should look into buying one of those machines they use to make snow for skiing. This parlor trick isn’t going to impress anybody.

3. Freeze the water bottle. You’ll probably make a joke about the movie Frozen because that’s the sort of person you are.

4. Cut off the bottom of the water bottle. Cut up the ice so that it is really small. That’s as close to snow as you are going to get, fuckface.

5. Congratulations, you have successfully made snow!


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