1. Look into a mirror and say, “Who do I think I am? God?”
2. Get a plastic water bottle. Realize this isn’t going to
turn out the way you want. You should look into buying one of those machines
they use to make snow for skiing. This parlor trick isn’t going to impress
anybody.
3. Freeze the water bottle. You’ll probably make a joke
about the movie Frozen because that’s the sort of person you are.
4. Cut off the bottom of the water bottle. Cut up the ice so
that it is really small. That’s as close to snow as you are going to get,
fuckface.
5. Congratulations, you have successfully made snow!
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