1. Come up with a good idea for a business.
2. Go out into a pumpkin patch with several books of poetry.
3. Stay up all night reading poetry by candlelight, dancing in circles, and laughing maniacally.
4. In the morning, go to the mayor of your town and say, "I'm ready to receive the secret of business."
5. Congratulations, you have successfully started a small business!
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